Turista

Posted by Rich Magahiz Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:20:00 GMT

A Vulcan chap touring Myanmar,
Was seized with with the need for Pon Farr.
One hand clutching the wheel,
He reached out to feel
For the mind-melding link to OnStar.

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Que sera sera

Posted by Rich Magahiz Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:20:00 GMT

huge, warlike lobsters?
we’ve got our tanks
of butter

The Man Who Knew Too Much

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2008, the Year of Our Lords

Posted by Rich Magahiz Tue, 20 May 2008 13:53:00 GMT

her fat melts away
not the way
she’d intended

bank manager’s desk: a sulphrous haze

as we had been told
our guns were useless,
useless

with rockstar teeth, your friend’s head swivels

pretty roomy inside
and she gets good
parsec-age

mall rat gawks: “that’s what cordwood’s like”

reunited
his strong arms…
that’s not my Daddy

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Cognomen

Posted by Rich Magahiz Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:31:00 GMT

they tune the
X band
that’s why they call us Bzzzp-meep

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(Untitled)

Posted by Rich Magahiz Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:17:00 GMT

no dance can tell
what those two-legs did…
larvacide!

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Delegation

Posted by Rich Magahiz Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:49:00 GMT

for matters
terrestrial
all hail your viceroy

if they could they’d sacrifice virgins

the brute of earth:
I cut him,
he does not bleed

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Drinking from the bidet

Posted by Rich Magahiz Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:39:00 GMT

consider
the natives’ shock:
They. Ingest. Our. Air.

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Tell us what you think

Posted by Rich Magahiz Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:20:00 GMT

Eta Carinae
bitstream cracked:
they just say ‘Duh’

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(Untitled)

Posted by Rich Magahiz Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:35:00 GMT

damn them all – moist, freakish, hairless apes

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(Untitled)

Posted by Rich Magahiz Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:39:00 GMT

hey hey, youngling, skin nephrite-tinged

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