Posted by Rich Magahiz
Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:20:00 GMT
A Vulcan chap touring Myanmar,
Was seized with with the need for Pon Farr.
One hand clutching the wheel,
He reached out to feel
For the mind-melding link to
OnStar.
Posted in poetry | Tags alien, limerick, Star Trek, technology | 1 comment
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:20:00 GMT
huge, warlike lobsters?
we’ve got our tanks
of butter
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien, military | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Tue, 20 May 2008 13:53:00 GMT
her fat melts away
not the way
she’d intended
bank manager’s desk: a sulphrous haze
as we had been told
our guns were useless,
useless
with rockstar teeth, your friend’s head swivels
pretty roomy inside
and she gets good
parsec-age
mall rat gawks: “that’s what cordwood’s like”
reunited
his strong arms…
that’s not my Daddy
Posted in scifaiku, poetry, sequence | Tags alien, apocalyptic, invasion | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:31:00 GMT
they tune the
X band
that’s why they call us Bzzzp-meep
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:17:00 GMT
no dance can tell
what those two-legs did…
larvacide!
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:49:00 GMT
for matters
terrestrial
all hail your viceroy
if they could they’d sacrifice virgins
the brute of earth:
I cut him,
he does not bleed
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien, social | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:39:00 GMT
consider
the natives’ shock:
They. Ingest. Our. Air.
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:20:00 GMT
Eta Carinae
bitstream cracked:
they just say ‘Duh’
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:35:00 GMT
damn them all – moist, freakish, hairless apes
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien | no comments
Posted by Rich Magahiz
Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:39:00 GMT
hey hey, youngling,
skin nephrite-tinged
Posted in scifaiku, poetry | Tags alien | no comments